Tag: funny

  • Ay Yo Yogurt YOYO Yeah!

    Ay Yo Yogurt YOYO Yeah!

    Ay Yo Yogurt YOYO Yeah! Guaranteed gelatin-free ( = bone + bovine skin + pig skin) That’s good, boycotting = no more poisoning The higher the quality of the ingredients, the better the taste and the healthier it will be. Boil 1l of whole milk. Leave to cool. Mix well the milk and 1 yoghurt.…

  • A Mommy look

    A Mommy look

    A Mommy look “Do I look like a chair, or a bed? Do I look like a coat rack? Is my back small enough for your school bag? Do I look like a kangaroo that can carry its young all the time? Does my hair look like tissues? Do I look like a garbage can?…

  • Super Tomato

    Super Tomato

    Super Tomato A long time ago, my flatmate used to bring these jars of tomato sauce that were so delicious. They came from her Sicilian grand-mother and my flatmate used to say: “I don’t understand why people buy it; it is so easy to make. You just cook the tomatoes in a big pan. You put the…

  • Golden chicken

    Golden chicken

    Golden chicken 1) The success of this dish depends on the quality of the ingredients (as is the case of many other dishes …). Buy an organic farm chicken (or red label) and good quality vegetables (garden, farm, organic, AMAPs, etc.). If the vegetables are local or seasonal, it’s even better 😉 2) Buy a…

  • Ton/Ta Jean/Jeans/Gin Tagine/Tajine??? What’s this language!

    Ton/Ta Jean/Jeans/Gin Tagine/Tajine??? What’s this language!

    Ton/Ta Jean/Jeans/Gin Tagine/Tajine??? What’s this language! The better the quality of the products, the better the recipe to taste and for health. It is better to choose the right products: garden, A.M.A.P., market, craftsman, etc. preferably organic. Choose ingredients that go together: read tagine recipes and follow your inspiration. Cut the onions and fry them…

  • Honey, ice-cream please!

    Honey, ice-cream please!

    Honey, ice-cream please! 1 tablesppon of honey 10cl of milk 50g of cream 1 beaten egg 1 tablespoon of sugar (optional) Mix well. Pour into 4 ice-cream molds. Leave 5 hours in the freezer. Yummy! The better the quality of the products, the better the dish. So choose your products well. (from your personal garden…

  • Great Fruit

    Great Fruit

    Great Fruit There isn’t any grape in it ! But there’s juice… The higher the quality of the ingredients, the better the dish will be for your taste and health. Cut Grapefruit for kids – the easy way: https://youtu.be/wl_X3EGqiig

  • Believe in yourself and go for it

    Believe in yourself and go for it
  • Oh! C’est haut!

    Oh! C’est haut!

    J’ai travaillé au salon de l’auto, Ils m’ont mis des talons hauts, J’ai passé mon temps à courir Je me suis cassé la cheville, Et puis le dos. Elle a travaillé dans un hôtel 5 étoiles, A la réception, en talons hauts, OK, ça doit le faire… Mais pas quand il faut se presser Pour…

  • Hips

    Hips