Aurianne Or

Tag: funny

  • Ironing 

    Ironing 

    Je suis le passant qui passe et qui repasse When I was 17, after burning a triangle of skin on my forearm with an iron during my first attempt at ironing, my grandmother told me that she never ironed. To my great surprise, I had never noticed anything; my grandmother was always elegant. So, I…

  • Poirococo

    Poirococo

    For an everyday treat, or for daring to invite friends over. The better the ingredients, the healthier and tastier the dish. Make a leek fondue preferably in a cast-iron casserole dish: after washing and slicing the leeks, cook them over a low heat in olive oil, salt and a teaspoon of curry paste for a…

  • Ay Yo Yogurt YOYO Yeah!

    Ay Yo Yogurt YOYO Yeah!

    Guaranteed gelatin-free ( = bone + bovine skin + pig skin) That’s good, boycotting = no more poisoning The higher the quality of the ingredients, the better the taste and the healthier it will be. This recipe can be made with cow’s, ewe’s or goat’s milk and yoghurts. Boil 1l of whole milk (be careful,…

  • Veiled men

    Veiled men

    Multi-functional Headwear Buff verwenden / Use a buff: https://youtu.be/-EoOtBMC188 Utilisation du tour du cou polaire: https://youtu.be/XbhCqD15nQc

  • A Mommy look

    A Mommy look

    “Do I look like a chair, or a bed? Do I look like a coat rack? Is my back small enough for your school bag? Do I look like a kangaroo that can carry its young all the time? Does my hair look like tissues? Do I look like a garbage can? Do my clothes…

  • L’aile ou la cuisse

    L’aile ou la cuisse

    Wikipedia – L’Aile ou la Cuisse: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Aile_ou_la_Cuisse Wikipedia en – The Wing or the Thigh: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wing_or_the_Thigh

  • Super Tomato

    Super Tomato

    A long time ago, my flatmate used to bring these jars of tomato sauce that were so delicious. They came from her Sicilian grand-mother and my flatmate used to say: “I don’t understand why people buy it; it is so easy to make. You just cook the tomatoes in a big pan. You put the hot sauce…

  • Golden chicken

    Golden chicken

    1) The success of this dish depends on the quality of the ingredients (as is the case of many other dishes …). Buy an organic farm chicken (or red label) and good quality vegetables (garden, farm, permaculture, organic, AMAPs, etc.). If the vegetables are local or seasonal, it’s even better 😉 Avoid industrial products or…

  • Ton/Ta Jean/Jeans/Gin Tagine/Tajine??? What’s this language!

    Ton/Ta Jean/Jeans/Gin Tagine/Tajine??? What’s this language!

    The better the quality of the products, the better the recipe to taste and for health. It is better to choose the right products: garden, A.M.A.P., market, craftsman, etc. preferably organic without pesticides or fertilizers. Avoid industrial products or those from countries that lack proper quality controls. Cooking in a tagine is quiet and doesn’t…

  • Honey, ice-cream please!

    Honey, ice-cream please!

    1 tablesppon of honey 10cl of whole milk 50g of cream 1 beaten egg 1 tablespoon of sugar (optional, preferably whole cane sugar) Mix well. Pour into 4 ice-cream molds. Leave 5 hours in the freezer. Yummy! The higher the quality of the ingredients, the better the recipe will taste and the healthier it will…