Aurianne Or

Tag: arts

  • Et là, il y a du chèvre

    Et là, il y a du chèvre

    « Quoi comme chèvre ? »« Des pélardons… Oui, s’il te plait. Deux mercis. » Ça n’était pas des pélardons,Ça n’y ressemblait même pas,La croûte craquetait beaucoup trop,La couleur était crème Au lieu du blanc vivant du laitEt ça coulait beaucoup tropEt en plus, le goût était fadeOu peut-être n’était-ce que du pélardon mal préparé…

  • The greek triumph

    The greek triumph

    The Greeks held out against PersiaWho was a thousand times stronger than themBut who won the battle of Marathon and ThermopylaeWe don’t remember much about itWe only honor the common soldier Who ran heroically from Marathon to Athens to announce victoryAnd of course we know LeonidasBelgian chocolate covered On the other hand, the triumphant Roman…

  • Le triomphe à la grecque

    Le triomphe à la grecque

    Les Grecs ont tenu face à la PerseQui était mille fois plus forte qu’euxMais qui a gagné la bataille de Marathon et celle ThermopylesOn s’en souvient peuOn n’honore que le simple soldat Qui a couru héroïquement de Marathon à Athènes pour annoncer la victoireEt on sait bien sûr LéonidasCouvert de chocolat belge Par contre on…

  • No family

    No family

    It is difficult today to reconcile family and professional successYou are a womanThe biological clock makes Tick tock Tick tockSlowlyFatally Tight dressesMake-upDietsYou’re going to attract seducersNot a husbandUnless you’re lucky. Be yourselfOtherwise, you won’t be able to interestSomeone who loves you for who you areAnd who will stay with you Even when you’re all wrinkled…

  • Sans famille

    Sans famille

    Difficile aujourd’hui de concilier famille et succès professionnels Tu es une femme L’horloge biologique fait Tic tac Lentement Fatalement Robes moulantes Maquillage Régimes Tu vas attirer des séducteurs Pas un mari Sauf si t’as du bol Sois toi-même Sinon, tu ne pourras pas intéresser Quelqu’un qui t’aime pour ce que tu es Et qui restera…

  • Pressed

    Pressed

    She was a nurseAt the hospital all the time Full-timeHe was a merchant He travelled all the time Full-time And they had beautiful children So far so good……
Until… Until it lasted more than ten years… She worked full-time Except when she worked day and night He worked full-time Not counting his travellingOnly three days a…

  • Is that a yack? The Lama scene

    Is that a yack? The Lama scene

    Is that a yack? The Lama scene – Lunch sceneThat’s the title the editor gave to one of The Aviator’s most brillant scenes What are the comments about it? Some are angry,How can you not know how to spell LlamaWhile it is shown in the movie,without realizing yak is not spelt right either. Many just…

  • Healthy Nutella

    Healthy Nutella

    This has a different taste from the famous Nutella jar but it tastes healthy and most people do like it (except for the Italians…). As far as I am concerned, I prefer this one; I can’t stand the overload of sugar and fat which hides all the other ingredients’ tastes. If you are a sugar…

  • Healthy Soda

    Healthy Soda

    Half a lemon juice + 1 liter of sparkling water = ça mousse (foam) You can also add slices of fresh ginger roots and add them to this drink.  You can also make variations to this recipe: it works with oranges, strawberries, grapefruits or anything you like. Choose high-quality ingredients: organic, non-industrial, and from a…

  • My personal Henna recipe

    My personal Henna recipe

    To be adapted to your hair type. If your hair is tinted with chemicals, make a detox mask first. 1. Prepare the mixture without using metal utensils. 1 egg (nourishing the hair) 1 black beer (bringing volume) 60g of neutral henna (sheathing your hair ―do not use natural henna = lawsonia inermis which tints in…