Tag: funny

  • Believe in yourself and go for it

    Believe in yourself and go for it
  • Oh! C’est haut!

    Oh! C’est haut!

    J’ai travaillé au salon de l’auto, Ils m’ont mis des talons hauts, J’ai passé mon temps à courir Je me suis cassé la cheville, Et puis le dos. Elle a travaillé dans un hôtel 5 étoiles, A la réception, en talons hauts, OK, ça doit le faire… Mais pas quand il faut se presser Pour…

  • Hips

    Hips
  • Oh purée! du céleri-rave!

    Oh purée! du céleri-rave!

    The expression “oh purée” is an informal French exclamation that roughly translates to “oh sugar!” or “oh jeez!” It’s used to express surprise, annoyance, or mild frustration. Purée means a thick liquid made by crushing usually cooked food (such as fruits or vegetables). Put some olive oil in a deep saucepan. Bring onions cut over…

  • SalutSalon

    SalutSalon

    SalutSalon “Wettstreit zu viert” | “Competitive Foursome”  

  • Dinosaur on the road

    Dinosaur on the road

    – Oh! There is still something we’d like to tell you … – Ah? – Nothing serious. It’s just that the police came to school to explain how to be safe on the road to the children. They explained the signs, how to cross the street … That sort of thing. When they finished, they asked if there were any questions. – And…

  • Man with a beard

    Man with a beard

    “Hello little monkey! How are you? Hi Barbara! What’s up?, Bam exclaimed. – Hi! Fine, fine and you? Barbara echoed. – Hi! Little monkey, Bam didn’t hear any answer. HelloOoO! – Say hello, Imberly, Barbara insisted. – Hi! Imberly babbled. – How are you? You look very stylish! What a haircut! You look like a footballer!…

  • Thomas Mozart – Tomatoes and Mozzarella

    Thomas Mozart – Tomatoes and Mozzarella

    On ne dit pas Beethoven est ici, mais Mozart est là! The better the quality of the products, the better the dish. So choose your products well. (from your personal garden or the market or a permaculture, preferably organic). Cut the tomatoes and mozzarella as desired. You can add basil. For dressing (which is optional), I…

  • Inviting friends for dinner

    Inviting friends for dinner

    Oh! You’ve got coconut oil! Yes, we use it to make our own Nutella because we do not want to say no to the kids all the time. I mean how can you tell them no Nutella. So we use cashew and nut purees with chocolate and we don’t add any sugar as they are eating it on…

  • Healthy Skin

    Healthy Skin

    Use Aleppo soap (40% Laurel oil). Wikipedia Aleppo Soap: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleppo_soap (push-ups, squat, wall-squat, …). Wikipedia Rhassoul: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhassoul – Black soap with kessa or loofah exfoliating  gloves –Clays Green for oily skin, White for dry skin, Pink for sensitive skin, etc. Use a depilator. Apply shea butter or coconut or jojoba oil after it Wikipedia Shea Butter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shea_butter – Masque…